I always suspected there was something odd going on in the land down under. How else do you explain all the weird slang, the unnaturally dark tans, and the talented groms? It’s nothing but a bit of day-glo mad science, as evidenced in this video from Early Skateboards. If anyone knows where I can buy the phosphorescent goo that will make me a better skater, let me know, I couldn’t find it at the local grocery store.

Dr Swamp Machine takes to his Lab mixing up a tasty formula of an everlasting extra thane line 70mm 78a with a feast to the local Groms…

Justus Zimmerly

Born in Chicago and raised on the flat Canadian prairies, it wasn’t until moving to Ontario for school in 2005 that Justus got a taste for riding skateboards down hills. Since then it’s been a bit of an obsession. He graduated with a degree in Film Studies, but spent as much time focussed on skateboarding as he did on studying. Now he’s living the good life in Oakland, California, riding his motorcycle and working as Editor-in-chief for Skate[Slate].

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